Three NBA cheerleaders who are now in Belgium on the cheerleading squad for The Antwerp Giants. NEW YORK CITY – Well the NBA lockout continues. And it appears that both owners and players aren’t even close to settling their differences. …
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Tag Archives: Satire
Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Blames Their 20-7 Loss To The San Diego … – The Spoof (satire)
He added that he had the same problem last year and he made it clear to Becky “Sis Boom Bah” Snillyguster, the director of the cheerleading squad that he did not want to see any of the girls with cell phones during the games. Ms. Snillyguster was told …
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“Him”/”Spin The Bottle” – A.V. Club (satire)
She tries to get him to notice her by asking him inane questions in the hall, and then by trying out for the cheerleading squad with a painfully awkward pro-RJ cheer. Finally, Dawn wins him over when she pushes his chief football rival down the stairs, …
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Dallas Cowboys Select Pippa Middleton In NFL Draft To Be On Cheerleading Squad – The Spoof (satire)
The *Cowboys* chose Miss Middleton based on her “other talents” to be a member of their famous cheerleading squad. When asked to justify his pick, *Dallas Cowboys* owner Jerry Jones said that “the *Dallas Cowboy* Cheerleaders are the finest group of …
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The Goddesses Must Be Crazy: An Application for Charlie Sheen – Huffington Post (blog) (satire)
Being the captain of my cheerleading squad in high school has got to count for something. Right? And not just regular old hayseed cheerleaders, but I was one of the tumbling, flipping ones on ESPN. You know, the ones who wore those teeny little …
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Miley Cyrus To ‘Bare It All’ In An Upcoming Episode of “Glee” – The Spoof (satire)
In the episode of Glee, Miley will be portraying Bambina Sylvester, the niece of the head coach of the cheerleading squad Sue Sylvester (Jane Lynch). Bambina who lives in Brooklyn with her divorced mother who works as a pole dancer, visits her aunt Sue …
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Lalit Modi, Cheerleaders and Bollywood Culture: A Modern Tale (Satire) – Bleacher Report
I have nothing against the cheerleading squads. The highlight of my life in the recent past (viz. 2009 IPL) was my ability to rate the cheerleaders and …
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