if i ask the universe for a dumb blonde cheerleader, and i get a brilliant brunette?

Question by Solly Llama NOR★CAL R&S: if i ask the universe for a dumb blonde cheerleader, and i get a brilliant brunette?
Can I conclude the Law of Attraction is a load of crap?

Best answer:

Answer by Lady Lazarus
No, the universe craps on your head for promoting a sexist stereotype. Seriously.

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10 thoughts on “if i ask the universe for a dumb blonde cheerleader, and i get a brilliant brunette?

  1. wbusykat4

    If you ask the universe for a dumb blonde cheerleader, I don’t know what you will get.

    If you ask God for a dumb blonde cheerleader, you will get the person you need in your life.

    And, yes, the “Law of Attraction” in my opinion, is a load of crap.

  2. Rico JPA

    Maybe, but the Law of Jagger is absolute…you can’t always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you just might find, you get what you need.

  3. Ryan, Atheati Magus

    I didn’t ask for anything, and ended up with a hot european chick. Thus proving, sometimes your the dog, sometimes your the hydrant

  4. Auntie·Christ ✪‿✪ [stuporstar]

    You could also end up with a dumb blonde male cheerleader…

    Which is fine, if you’re into that sort of thing.

  5. Radio J - Have a B@d @$$ Easter!

    The Law of Attraction actually states:

    You get what you truly need, and not what you want.

    But you have good taste in intelligence (regardless of hair colour) , so no matter….

  6. Vicarious Cynic

    Your brilliant brunette must be reading right now, or else you wouldn’t be having the time to ask this question. Poor solly. He wanted low quality high quantity, and he ended up with low quantity high quality. Go sing her some old 80’s love ballads – chicks dig that.

  7. Jono

    No you can conclude that you are still living a lot of your life unconscious because that is what the loa is really about -discovering the parts of you that are unconscious.

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