Question by HolySmokes!: How Does A Varsity Football Player End Up Socializing and Going Out With A Cheerleader?
I just need to know what exactly to do, since Next year I’ll be on varsity and we play while they cheer. When do I find the time to go socialize with them if we practice at the same time?
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Answer by Kim
Sounds like… you should talk to her outside of practice? When you have time…?
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Alright man, heres what you gotta do. First, in the big homecoming game against your cross town rival (which just happens to be the same school her boyfriend goes to) you throw and/or catch the winning touchdown pass in the 4th quarter. After celebrating said catch/throw, run to the stands and passionately kiss her. Her boyfriend will almost definitely say something to you at this point. Your next step should be a solid right hook to his jaw, establishing your dominance as alpha male. After that, make sure you ask her to the big dance where you will win Prom King and Queen and share a beautiful dance in the middle of the community center floor. At the big after party you will surely get lucky. Don’t forget to borrow to your dads 1967 Corvette Stingray for your date, chicks dig nice cars. Oh, and don’t forget to have her home by 12 or else her dad (your high school principal) will be pissed.
You see, its just that easy. Follow those simple steps and your storybook relation will unfold.