27 thoughts on “How many times can a man go through the high school cheerleader car wash before a wife can rightfully complain?”

1. Gina January 22, 2011 at 1:41 pm

   As many as the day is long
2. paul1306@sbcglobal.net January 22, 2011 at 2:11 pm

   Once after that hes just being a perv
3. bigalbert3215 January 22, 2011 at 2:18 pm

   Id say as many times he wants, just make sure and tell his wife its for a good cause and he is helping out the public school system activities hah
4. shless January 22, 2011 at 2:59 pm

   as many times as he wants as long as the car is dirty before he goes
5. εϊз αღỹ εϊз January 22, 2011 at 3:18 pm

   2 times. they usually aren’t very thorough.

   when he tries for trip number three is when i put the hiatus on it.
6. Chillin like a Killin Villain January 22, 2011 at 4:01 pm

   Once because the dog humping the tree smells pork chops and hits the car with his dildo
7. Billy Costigan January 22, 2011 at 4:05 pm

   37. Are you bringing the car through, or are they washing you down? Good to see you.
8. Whats my age again? January 22, 2011 at 4:42 pm

   I find this question rather disturbing
9. Really Billy January 22, 2011 at 5:39 pm

   Until those whitewalls sparkle, dammit.
10. No Clue January 22, 2011 at 6:20 pm

    Leave the wife home. Simple.
11. Princess Jewels January 22, 2011 at 7:06 pm

    When you’re not with her, the possibilities are limitless.
12. çàΜєĽ ẅϊΝќѕ January 22, 2011 at 8:02 pm

    I would complain at one time, as a wife.

    But if I were a smart husband, I would not inform the wife of my cheerleader carwash visits. She can’t complain about what she doesn’t know, right?
13. Ronatnyu January 22, 2011 at 8:49 pm

    Well the problem is …. is that the dude doesn’t own a car … he stole a car … and that car was a cop car … so the Police are complaining too, officially.
14. Rhiannon Lost at Sea January 22, 2011 at 9:24 pm

    she can start complaining as they pull up to the car wash
15. AmyFeckalot January 22, 2011 at 10:14 pm

    pervert!
16. dr h January 22, 2011 at 11:12 pm

    As much as he wants to, as long as the fund raiser is for a good cause.

    Where was this car wash taking place??

    The last one I went to they had the cheerleaders standing on the corner yelling and screaming to lure people in. Then when you finally get your car washed it’s being washed by the football team.

    I wished the cheerleaders and football players would have switched roles just for that day.

    Lakers!!!
17. Dave K January 22, 2011 at 11:58 pm

    Where’ve you been.
18. Valkyrie™ January 23, 2011 at 12:13 am

    They don’t always do a good job and need to do it over.

    And over.

    And over.

    And over.
19. Clint C January 23, 2011 at 12:51 am

    Clint likes to ride his bike through the cheerleader car wash. Clint likes the feel of a squeegee across his hairy chest.
20. Slaggg January 23, 2011 at 12:53 am

    The answer is ZERO.
21. Guido McWhoreFace January 23, 2011 at 1:22 am

    By ‘car wash’ you mean ‘poopers’, right?

    *cries*
22. Whit is really a robot. January 23, 2011 at 1:42 am

    have you memorized all the cheers yet?
23. Spaghetti Catt January 23, 2011 at 2:05 am

    1 because that’s all you need.
24. Dark New Day January 23, 2011 at 2:43 am

    You can get away with it for your last name is Buttafuoco!
25. livn4themin January 23, 2011 at 3:03 am

    If she didn’t have to get in the trunk, she might be ok with it.
26. Brambles January 23, 2011 at 3:47 am

    at least four.

    these dang kids wouldn’t know quality
    if it bit them in the asse, these days.
27. SKB11 Kitty-Kong!!! January 23, 2011 at 3:58 am

    Till the paint comes off! It’s not like they are jumpin in the car and getting you off! Your still a dirty cat though! LOL

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